[Insert Intellectually Stimulating Thought Here]
kkkirkkk:

HAHA!

kkkirkkk:

HAHA!

heatherkitty:

I’ve always thought of that.

heatherkitty:

I’ve always thought of that.

uvwjou:

fuuuckk..

uvwjou:

fuuuckk..

You saw a shirt for $97. You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mum and $50 from your dad = $100. You bought the shirt, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1 and your mum $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49. 49+49 = 98 + your $1 = 99. Where is the missing $1?

shmobes:

leanneyano:

thinnktwice:

5m0k4h0nt4s:

who the fuck buys a shirt for $97 first of all

I just want to know where the hell that dollar went.

it went towards the tax in whatever year that person bought that shirt. Nigga, must’ve been a millionaire! LOL

This shit has to be invalid.

There is no missing dollar. 

jstforkicks:

” Nigga her ass was like this big ! “

jstforkicks:

” Nigga her ass was like this big ! “


Simba: I know what I have to do. But going back will mean facing my past. I’ve been running from it for so long. [Rafiki hits Simba on the head with his stick] Simba: Ow! Jeez, what was that for? Rafiki: It doesn’t matter. It’s in the past. [laughs] Adult Simba: Yeah, but it still hurts. Rafiki: Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it. [swings his stick at Simba again who ducks out of the way] Rafiki: Ha. You See?

Simba: I know what I have to do. But going back will mean facing my past. I’ve been running from it for so long.
[Rafiki hits Simba on the head with his stick]
Simba: Ow! Jeez, what was that for?
Rafiki: It doesn’t matter. It’s in the past.
[laughs]
Adult Simba: Yeah, but it still hurts.
Rafiki: Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it.
[swings his stick at Simba again who ducks out of the way]
Rafiki: Ha. You See?

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

crystallydiax3:

devysaidit:

where can i find this girl tho

YES <3

crystallydiax3:

Tryin to learn this lmao xD <3.

Girl got skills.

Reblog If You Think Every Girl Deserve A Compliment Every Day … .
When i compliment females..

sneakahead555:

No, i’m not flirting. I’m just stating something that should be said, expressing whatever is on my mind because you never know, one little compliment could brighten up that persons day just as simple as that.

matchubakka:

word, Timone.

matchubakka:

word, Timone.